Got into the office
and the first thing I did was Google image search “je suis la jeune fille” in an attempt to find that chick from the Muzzy commercials, but ended up with a big screenful of French teens masturbating. Looked over my shoulder and at least three people bore witness to the event.
JUST GETTING STRAIGHT TO WORK, Y’ALL. HOW WAS EVERYONE’S WEEKEND?
I wish you’d found the chick from the Muzzy commercials.