The movie starts with a choir featuring our heroines Queen Latifah and Dolly Parton performing at what appears to be some nightclub. There’s a banner over the stage that reads “Joyful Noise,” just in case you forgot what movie you’re watching. And Kris Kristofferson is there as the choir director! And everything is so joyful! That is until Kris Kristofferson has a heart attack on stage. It’s not even five minutes before the first person dies, and this is before you check IMDb on your phone to answer the questions “How long is this goddamn movie?” and “Is Dolly starring in a reboot of Madame’s Place?”
I saw Joyful Noise! I lived to tell the tale! I hated / loved it! Click here to read more!
Tyler explains how I spent my Sunday.
