Additional notes:
You really shouldn’t make up a “drink” that is Jim Beam Nothing. Because all you’re giving me is a glass of Jim Beam. The Nothing is extraneous. Also it’s always good to admit the potentially-embarrassing secret origins of your tumblr name to a group of people you’ve just met.
Last night I went to a CMJ press event that had an open bar. They had a menu of the free drinks, and it didn’t occur to me until after I ordered a Dirty Projectors Martini that I would have looked like much less of an asshole had I said, plainly, dirty martini.
After I had two of them I made a…
