| L: | I need to do less niche things and more mainstream things. like sports. |
| R: | But sports are sweaty and involve bruises. |
| L: | Not bocce! |
| R: | okay but, that is still niche. |
| L: | NO! |
| R: | Bocce is niche! unless you're an old italian man. |
| L: | I am. |
| R: | well okay then. |